Zoomerang

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This action-heavy pre-condom tale of a deteriorating duo is rife with artsy implements and fantastical fare - and widwscreen, no less! Everything from its (surely unauthorized) use of music by the Carpenters and Pink Floyd to the (frankly, unattractive) models are ultra-dated. Gary, a lonely mustachioed man - who by no means could procure employment as a faggot porno star in the 90's - fantasizes about having hook-up with a masculine statue. In the morning, his careerist paramour Jerk comes back from a journey and the 2 take a lusty bathroom (complete with the day's elegant slow-motion action). Afterward in bed, Jerk reads a letter. His older friend Bill is visiting, which prompts a flashback to a "psychedelic faggot party" (entailing a dance number boasting a ts Marilyn Monroe lookalike, and an orgy on the floor). Unattended-to Gary has his own farther daydreams, including a slo-mo homoerotic tennis fantasy, and finally gets one up on Jerk when he beds down Bill. For those fed on sterile modern porno featuring torn men, Zoomerang ain't gonna go down well, but it's a prime instance of porno when it was imbued with artistic endeavor - albeit in this case a little too lackluster and cheaply.