Zoomerang

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This action-heavy pre-condom tale of a deteriorating couple is rife with artsy tools and fantastical fare - and widwscreen, no less! Everything from its (surely unauthorized) use of music by the Carpenters and Pinkish Floyd to the (frankly, unattractive) models are ultra-dated. Gary, a lonely mustachioed stud - who by no means could procure employment as a fag porno starlet in the 90's - fantasizes about having intercourse with a male statue. In the morning, his careerist lover Masturbate comebacks from a trip and the 2 take a lusty douche plete with the day's elegant slow-motion action). Later in bed, Masturbate reads a letter. His elderly homie Bill is visiting, which prompts a flashback to a "psychedelic fag party" (entailing a dance number boasting a ts Marilyn Monroe lookalike, and an hook-up on the floor). Unattended-to Gary has his own farther daydreams, including a slo-mo homoerotic tennis fantasy, and ultimately gets one up on Masturbate when he beds down Bill. For those fed on sterile modern porno featuring torn men, Zoomerang ain't gonna go down well, but it's a prime instance of porno when it was imbued with artistic endeavor - albeit in this case a little too lackluster and cheaply.