Zoomerang

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This action-heavy pre-condom tale of a deteriorating duo is rife with artsy contraptions and fantastical fare - and widwscreen, no less! Everything from its (surely unauthorized) use of music by the Carpenters and Pink Floyd to the (frankly, unattractive) models are ultra-dated. Gary, a lonely mustachioed fellow - who by no means could procure employment as a homosexual pornography starlet in the 90's - fantasizes about having bang-out with a male statue. In the morning, his careerist lover Jack comes back from a trip and the two take a lusty shower plete with the day's fancy slow-motion action). Later in bed, Jack reads a letter. His old acquaintance Bill is visiting, which prompts a flashback to a "psychedelic homosexual party" (entailing a dance number boasting a ts Marilyn Monroe lookalike, and an bang-out on the floor). Unattended-to Gary has his own further daydreams, including a slo-mo homoerotic tennis fantasy, and ultimately gets one up on Jack when he beds down Bill. For those fed on sterile modern pornography featuring torn men, Zoomerang ain't gonna go down well, but it's a prime instance of pornography when it was imbued with artistic endeavor - albeit in this case a little too lackluster and cheaply.