Zoomerang

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This action-heavy pre-condom tale of a deteriorating duo is rife with artsy tools and fantastical fare - and widwscreen, no less! Everything from its (surely unauthorized) use of music by the Carpenters and Pinkish Floyd to the (frankly, unattractive) models are ultra-dated. Gary, a lonely mustachioed dude - who by no means could procure employment as a fag porno star in the 90's - fantasizes about having hump with a masculine statue. In the morning, his careerist paramour Jack comes back from a tour and the 2 take a lusty douche plete with the day's stylish slow-motion action). Later in bed, Jack reads a letter. His old acquaintance Bill is visiting, which prompts a flashback to a "psychedelic fag party" (entailing a dance number boasting a ts Marilyn Monroe lookalike, and an hook-up on the floor). Unattended-to Gary has his own farther daydreams, including a slo-mo homoerotic tennis fantasy, and finally gets one up on Jack when he beds down Bill. For those fed on sterile modern porno featuring ripped men, Zoomerang ain't gonna go down well, but it's a prime instance of porno when it was imbued with artistic endeavor - albeit in this case a lil' too lackluster and cheaply.