Zoomerang

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This action-heavy pre-condom tale of a deteriorating duo is rife with artsy tools and fantastical fare - and widwscreen, no less! Everything from its (surely unauthorized) use of music by the Carpenters and Rosy Floyd to the (frankly, unattractive) models are ultra-dated. Gary, a lonely mustachioed man - who by no means could procure employment as a fag porno starlet in the 90's - fantasizes about having romp with a male statue. In the morning, his careerist paramour Masturbate comebacks from a trip and the 2 take a lusty douche plete with the day's classy slow-motion action). Afterward in bed, Masturbate reads a letter. His old acquaintance Bill is visiting, which prompts a flashback to a "psychedelic fag party" (entailing a dance number boasting a ts Marilyn Monroe lookalike, and an orgy on the floor). Unattended-to Gary has his own farther daydreams, including a slo-mo homoerotic tennis fantasy, and finally gets one up on Masturbate when he beds down Bill. For those fed on sterile modern porno featuring ripped men, Zoomerang ain't gonna go down well, but it's a prime instance of porno when it was imbued with artistic endeavor - although in this case a lil' too lackluster and cheaply.