Zoomerang

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This action-heavy pre-condom tale of a deteriorating couple is rife with artsy implements and fantastical fare - and widwscreen, no less! Everything from its (surely unauthorized) use of music by the Carpenters and Pinkish Floyd to the (frankly, unattractive) models are ultra-dated.Gary, a lonely mustachioed dude - who by no means could procure employment as a homo porno starlet in the 90s - fantasizes about having sex with a male statue.In the morning, his careerist paramour Jerk comes back from a trip and the 2 take a lusty bathroom (complete with the days fashionable slow-motion action).Afterwards in bed, Jerk reads a letter. His senior homie Bill is visiting, which prompts a flashback to a "psychedelic homo party" (entailing a dance number boasting a ts Marilyn Monroe lookalike, and an hump on the floor). Unattended-to Gary has his own farther daydreams, including a slo-mo homoerotic tennis fantasy, and eventually gets one up on Jerk when he beds down Bill.For those fed on sterile modern porno featuring torn men, Zoomerang aint gonna go down well, but its a prime instance of porno when it was imbued with artistic endeavor - albeit in this case a lil too lackluster and cheaply.