To the Last Dude - The Gathering Storm

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Cattle and ramble the wide-open countryside. Jagged boulders simmer underneath the sweltering Arizona sun. Burly cowpokes in skin-tight denim fuck each other silly. Wee to the world of To the Last Boy - a world of the harsh and the rugged ... more Yankee than apple pie ... all bales of hay ... and canyons ... and fur covered tarantulas ... and windmills ... and guns a-blazin '... and scruffy beards ... and ... wait. Is that a nip ring? I guess the verisimilitude had to end somewhere, but I am not above hanging my disbelief when there are more pressing matters at hand. Underneath its dusty-booted surface, is crammed with more sizzling fornicatin 'than Fire Island's meat rackbined with Southern Decadence, multiplied by Ft. Lauderdale. Brokeback it ain't, but the recipe here called for a dickjerker. And wank you shall, for this is an exquisitely-filmed, ambitious fuck-fest of impressive proportions. Let'smence with Part I: The Gathering Storm.