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Summer with the starlets fares less well as a send up of the similarly named tv show than as an chance for coco lachine and chi chi larue to do their comic turns lachine and squad go for absolute broke and end up being as much a part of the fun as the actual fucking as far as rewards go a chunky platinum spray painted faux-cock that s studded with gewgaws may not be worth coveting but the notoriety that comes along with being crowned star plower is another matter 4 pornography starlets are paired with a playmate here is where the dancing with the starlets truss in doesn t fairly work it s never clear just who is supposed to be the seasoned dancer and who is the celeb brought in for ratings in the end does it truly matter the introductory antics in pornography comedies here hosted by the adorable lachine is something i usually get quickly bored with not here the 3 judges director chi chi larue gossip columnist billy schoolteachers and fap of all trades bruce vilanch seemed to completely go along with the conceit of an on air talent competition and though the jabs and jibes were all too scripted their execution of the scripted remarks went over well the first of the contestants is the darling kevin brown a lad whose aw shucks cuteness seems completely too veritable to be a put on and like the other hopefuls who ensue kevin does a provocative unwrap tease for the judges before the real spectacle gets underway after jiggling his currency maker in their faces nearly putting vilanch into coronary arrest kevin makes his way to a ideally concentric couch onstage putting me in mind of a circus ring it seemed the flawless place to be if you re gonna be scored on how well you perform in the nuts and was there ever a more cunning show than kevin rump up on a circular couch he s joined by his playmate zackary pierce who handles our guy to a mushy rubdown before spinning him over and latching onto his shaft kevin loses several points for eye contact sometimes he transports himself right out of the scene by keeping his eyes clipped shut or throwing a forearm over his brow but compensates with a scorching Sixty nine and this pup never loses his man sausage when zackary humps him on his back gloriously showing his one of a kind sunburst tat moments after kevin blows his blast he emerges before the judge s panel in a simple milky terrycloth bathrobe the sound of canned applause sparkling underneath an good chance for bruce vilanch to get off several witty zingers the groundwork is laid for several running gags the evaluation of each successive models spectacle is always the same dizzy headed repeat of several meaningless phrases and the judges always give the exact same scores with each successive film i watch manuel torres in i become more and more unglued a hairy fireplug with a penchant for drool wettened pig orgy his strong passed bump and polish routine made me redden watching him tease his own foreskin all i could think about was nuzzling his stripper pole derrick hanson gets a healthy whiff of manuel s rump and several deep sucks on manny s fuckhole when manuel sits on his face the analingus s mutual and by the time these 2 are finished degustating each other they re glossy with sweat derrick should get a reward just for withstanding manuel s utter on pulverize the jism shot that closes this sequence manuel standing over derrick s shoulder and shooting flows of cum over one flexing pec is breathtaking but of all the participants cornholing for the grand title i was most envious of luca dicorso i d have to bow out on this one as i d surely fail to be fair and impartial judging arpad miklos arpad brings out the highly greatest in luca embarking with a sultry flip around the couch spiky with deep smooches watching luca peel off arpad deliciously cock-squeezing underpants letting out his throbbing uncircumcised masterwork heaven sheer heaven things only escalate from there for most of the time they spend together performing for the judges luca is curled up onto his shoulder blades arpad s thick tongue up his violate or his jaws gargling the life from his jizz-shotgun leave behind the studded faux-cock this is the real reward arpad s shaft drowned deep took some getting used to but once luca found his tempo he s a shoo in for first place due in no puny part to his scene playmate the last competitor derrick vinyard is a prime chunk of beef coco makes it clear before derrick even emerges that he s secured her vote of the go go spectacles he gets the gold star for sheer orgy attractiveness and heartiest man sausage despite his overdone facial cumshot expressions la billy idol his playmate jamie donovan is a slender twinkie i hadn t seen before jamie gets busy throating derrick and nearly seems astonished when derrick pulls him up for an strenuous make out sesh the analingus derrick receives is identically strenuous he makes the most of the moment pulling the tops of his hips into his torso completely uncovering his chute for service not remarkably derrick tops his thinner junior looking acquaintance and no derrick appearance would be conclude sans his trademark litany of grubby converse each time i watch derrick on a cast roster i tell myself i m not going to dissolve when he embarks murmuring like a frat guy with his jizz-shotgun drowned deep inwards some fuckhole but each time i dissolve nonetheless .
Summer with the starlets fares less well as a send up of the similarly named tv show than as an chance for coco lachine and chi chi larue to do their comic turns lachine and squad go for absolute broke and end up being as much a part of the fun as the actual fucking as far as rewards go a chunky platinum spray painted faux-cock that s studded with gewgaws may not be worth coveting but the notoriety that comes along with being crowned star plower is another matter 4 pornography starlets are paired with a playmate here is where the dancing with the starlets truss in doesn t fairly work it s never clear just who is supposed to be the seasoned dancer and who is the celeb brought in for ratings in the end does it truly matter the introductory antics in pornography comedies here hosted by the adorable lachine is something i usually get quickly bored with not here the 3 judges director chi chi larue gossip columnist billy schoolteachers and fap of all trades bruce vilanch seemed to completely go along with the conceit of an on air talent competition and though the jabs and jibes were all too scripted their execution of the scripted remarks went over well the first of the contestants is the darling kevin brown a lad whose aw shucks cuteness seems completely too veritable to be a put on and like the other hopefuls who ensue kevin does a provocative unwrap tease for the judges before the real spectacle gets underway after jiggling his currency maker in their faces nearly putting vilanch into coronary arrest kevin makes his way to a ideally concentric couch onstage putting me in mind of a circus ring it seemed the flawless place to be if you re gonna be scored on how well you perform in the nuts and was there ever a more cunning show than kevin rump up on a circular couch he s joined by his playmate zackary pierce who handles our guy to a mushy rubdown before spinning him over and latching onto his shaft kevin loses several points for eye contact sometimes he transports himself right out of the scene by keeping his eyes clipped shut or throwing a forearm over his brow but compensates with a scorching Sixty nine and this pup never loses his man sausage when zackary humps him on his back gloriously showing his one of a kind sunburst tat moments after kevin blows his blast he emerges before the judge s panel in a simple milky terrycloth bathrobe the sound of canned applause sparkling underneath an good chance for bruce vilanch to get off several witty zingers the groundwork is laid for several running gags the evaluation of each successive models spectacle is always the same dizzy headed repeat of several meaningless phrases and the judges always give the exact same scores with each successive film i watch manuel torres in i become more and more unglued a hairy fireplug with a penchant for drool wettened pig orgy his strong passed bump and polish routine made me redden watching him tease his own foreskin all i could think about was nuzzling his stripper pole derrick hanson gets a healthy whiff of manuel s rump and several deep sucks on manny s fuckhole when manuel sits on his face the analingus s mutual and by the time these 2 are finished degustating each other they re glossy with sweat derrick should get a reward just for withstanding manuel s utter on pulverize the jism shot that closes this sequence manuel standing over derrick s shoulder and shooting flows of cum over one flexing pec is breathtaking but of all the participants cornholing for the grand title i was most envious of luca dicorso i d have to bow out on this one as i d surely fail to be fair and impartial judging arpad miklos arpad brings out the highly greatest in luca embarking with a sultry flip around the couch spiky with deep smooches watching luca peel off arpad deliciously cock-squeezing underpants letting out his throbbing uncircumcised masterwork heaven sheer heaven things only escalate from there for most of the time they spend together performing for the judges luca is curled up onto his shoulder blades arpad s thick tongue up his violate or his jaws gargling the life from his jizz-shotgun leave behind the studded faux-cock this is the real reward arpad s shaft drowned deep took some getting used to but once luca found his tempo he s a shoo in for first place due in no puny part to his scene playmate the last competitor derrick vinyard is a prime chunk of beef coco makes it clear before derrick even emerges that he s secured her vote of the go go spectacles he gets the gold star for sheer orgy attractiveness and heartiest man sausage despite his overdone facial cumshot expressions la billy idol his playmate jamie donovan is a slender twinkie i hadn t seen before jamie gets busy throating derrick and nearly seems astonished when derrick pulls him up for an strenuous make out sesh the analingus derrick receives is identically strenuous he makes the most of the moment pulling the tops of his hips into his torso completely uncovering his chute for service not remarkably derrick tops his thinner junior looking acquaintance and no derrick appearance would be conclude sans his trademark litany of grubby converse each time i watch derrick on a cast roster i tell myself i m not going to dissolve when he embarks murmuring like a frat guy with his jizz-shotgun drowned deep inwards some fuckhole but each time i dissolve nonetheless .
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