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Romping with the Stars" fares less well as a send-up of the similarly-named TV showcase than as an chance for Coco LaChine and Chi Chi LaRue to do their comic turns. LaChine and team go for absolute moneyless and end up being as much a part of the joy as the actual fucking. As far as rewards go, a chunky, platinum spray-painted faux-cock that's studded with gewgaws may not be worth coveting. But the notoriety that comes along with being crowned starlet banger is another matter. 4 pornography starlets are paired with a counterpart. Here is where the "Dancing with the Stars" tie-in doesn't fairly work. It's never clear just who is supposed to be the seasoned "dancer" and who is the celeb brought in for ratings. In the end, does it truly matter? The introductory antics in pornography comedies, here hosted by the adorable LaChine, is something I usually get fastly bored with. Not here. The 3 judges: director Chi Chi LaRue, gossip columnist Billy Masters, and jack-of-all-trades Bruce Vilanch, seemed to completely go along with the conceit of an on-air talent competition, and tho the jabs and jibes were all too scripted, their execution of the scripted remarks went over well. The first-ever of the contestants is the darling Kevin Brown, a twunk whose aw-shucks cuteness seems completely too veritable to be a put-on. And like the other hopefuls who follow, Kevin does a inviting strip-tease for the judges before the real spectacle gets underway. After wiggling his money-maker in their faces (nearly putting Vilanch into coronary arrest) Kevin makes his way to a brilliantly concentric bed onstage. Putting me in mind of a circus ring, it seemed the perfect place to be if you're gonna be scored on how well you perform in the sack. And was there ever a more cunning showcase than Kevin ass-up on a circular bed?
Romping with the Stars" fares less well as a send-up of the similarly-named TV showcase than as an chance for Coco LaChine and Chi Chi LaRue to do their comic turns. LaChine and team go for absolute moneyless and end up being as much a part of the joy as the actual fucking. As far as rewards go, a chunky, platinum spray-painted faux-cock that's studded with gewgaws may not be worth coveting. But the notoriety that comes along with being crowned starlet banger is another matter. 4 pornography starlets are paired with a counterpart. Here is where the "Dancing with the Stars" tie-in doesn't fairly work. It's never clear just who is supposed to be the seasoned "dancer" and who is the celeb brought in for ratings. In the end, does it truly matter? The introductory antics in pornography comedies, here hosted by the adorable LaChine, is something I usually get fastly bored with. Not here. The 3 judges: director Chi Chi LaRue, gossip columnist Billy Masters, and jack-of-all-trades Bruce Vilanch, seemed to completely go along with the conceit of an on-air talent competition, and tho the jabs and jibes were all too scripted, their execution of the scripted remarks went over well. The first-ever of the contestants is the darling Kevin Brown, a twunk whose aw-shucks cuteness seems completely too veritable to be a put-on. And like the other hopefuls who follow, Kevin does a inviting strip-tease for the judges before the real spectacle gets underway. After wiggling his money-maker in their faces (nearly putting Vilanch into coronary arrest) Kevin makes his way to a brilliantly concentric bed onstage. Putting me in mind of a circus ring, it seemed the perfect place to be if you're gonna be scored on how well you perform in the sack. And was there ever a more cunning showcase than Kevin ass-up on a circular bed?
Added: 2017-11-26 • Views: 10 • Duration: 1:53:16
Categories: Anal, Full Movie, Cumshot, Hunks, Kissing, Muscles, Rimming, Rough, Studs, Toys, Twinks • Models: Arpad Miklos, Zackary Pierce, Luca DiCorso, Derrick Hanson, Manuel Torres, Derrick Vinyard, Jamie Donovan, Kevin Brown, Billy Masters, Bruce Vilanch, Chi Chi LaRue
