Heroes
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While "Heroes" has a superb concept going for it, the 1984 vid falls plane thanks to gutless dicks, bad acting, and immensely incompetent editing. The premise is simple, a professor trains his class to write a paper about their hero. This leaves guest room for lots of cravings involving hero worship. However, none of the scenes catch fire. First, Danny Connors cravings of his hero, rock starlet Rick Donovan. The latter gets the full fog machine treatment here, and he even lip-syncs a song that apparently only he can hear. Connors demonstrates up, eats Donovan up and down, and sucks him off. They then budge to Connors bedroom, where large dicked Donovan tops. The rest of the vid is a wash. We get a botched wish involving a pair of siblings who have fuck-a-thon -- too bad one of them can't get hard, and neither can act. Later, the junior of the pair nails a stud schoolgirl in the library, but we're pretty sure he didn't truly top (his beef whistle was too fragile and too diminutive to do anything with). Next, a vignette with manly baseball player Tim Kramer (clearly the finest man in the video) begins off great, but promptly falls apart. While Jim Bentley and his buddy do a superb job toying the impatient youthful aficionados willing to do anything for Kramer, the vignette gets cut off in the middle of the suck off activity and then leaps to the last, totally unrelated, gig of the film. (Did the footage get lost somewhere? Was the editor tipsy when he cobbled this together?) Regardless, the final vignette is a four-way with the teacher, Cole Taylor. Unfortunately, since we are thrown into the vignette mid-way through, we have no idea why they are fucking. Sigh. Unless you are a die-hard Rick Donovan fan, or, you have a hankerin' for Tim Kramer, it's greatest to skip this tape.
While "Heroes" has a superb concept going for it, the 1984 vid falls plane thanks to gutless dicks, bad acting, and immensely incompetent editing. The premise is simple, a professor trains his class to write a paper about their hero. This leaves guest room for lots of cravings involving hero worship. However, none of the scenes catch fire. First, Danny Connors cravings of his hero, rock starlet Rick Donovan. The latter gets the full fog machine treatment here, and he even lip-syncs a song that apparently only he can hear. Connors demonstrates up, eats Donovan up and down, and sucks him off. They then budge to Connors bedroom, where large dicked Donovan tops. The rest of the vid is a wash. We get a botched wish involving a pair of siblings who have fuck-a-thon -- too bad one of them can't get hard, and neither can act. Later, the junior of the pair nails a stud schoolgirl in the library, but we're pretty sure he didn't truly top (his beef whistle was too fragile and too diminutive to do anything with). Next, a vignette with manly baseball player Tim Kramer (clearly the finest man in the video) begins off great, but promptly falls apart. While Jim Bentley and his buddy do a superb job toying the impatient youthful aficionados willing to do anything for Kramer, the vignette gets cut off in the middle of the suck off activity and then leaps to the last, totally unrelated, gig of the film. (Did the footage get lost somewhere? Was the editor tipsy when he cobbled this together?) Regardless, the final vignette is a four-way with the teacher, Cole Taylor. Unfortunately, since we are thrown into the vignette mid-way through, we have no idea why they are fucking. Sigh. Unless you are a die-hard Rick Donovan fan, or, you have a hankerin' for Tim Kramer, it's greatest to skip this tape.
Added: 2022-12-15 • Views: 18 • Duration: 1:30:02
Categories: Vintage • Studio: A. Video Classics
