Heroes

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While "Heroes" has a superb concept going for it, the 1984 flick falls vapid thanks to limp dicks, bad acting, and utterly incompetent editing. The premise is simple, a lecturer trains his class to write a paper about their hero. This leaves guest room for lots of wishes involving hero worship. However, none of the gigs catch fire. First, Danny Connors dreams of his hero, rock starlet Rick Donovan. The latter gets the utter fog machine approach here, and he even lip-syncs a song that apparently only he can hear. Connors demonstrates up, gobbles Donovan up and down, and gargles him off. They then budge to Connors bedroom, where meaty dicked Donovan tops. The rest of the flick is a wash. We get a botched desire involving a pair of siblings who have hump -- too bad one of them can't get hard, and neither can act. Later, the younger of the pair ravages a dude schoolgirl in the library, but we're pretty sure he didn't really top (his dick was too mild and too small to do anything with). Next, a episode with sexually attractive baseball player Tim Kramer (clearly the best dude in the video) begins off great, but quickly falls apart. While Jim Bentley and his friend do a good job frolicking the impatient youthful admirers willing to do anything for Kramer, the episode gets cut off in the middle of the suck off activity and then leaps to the last, downright unrelated, episode of the film. (Did the footage get lost somewhere? Was the editor when he cobbled this together?)